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You Know You're a Frieza Force Otaku When...
Yep, we finally have one! The infamous 'You know you're a 'blah blah' Otaku...' Well every fansite needs one. And thank you very much for submitting these, guys! :D So read and see what kind of saddo Frieza Force Ottaku you are...
STARKILLER
1. You spend precious hours that could be better spent in the pub/partying making this goddamn f**king website.
LADYFIGHTER
1. You eat just chille burgers for your meals to fatten yourself up. You then deck yourself completely green, then you desperately try to convince a plastic surgeon to tear out all your ears and replace them with huge, round eyes. Just like lovable Guldo.
2. The only game you want to play with your family and friends is "Rock, Paper, Scissors
3. You throw a massive fit and/or cry whenever you miss a soap opera.
4. When you are actually watching a soap opera and somebody is blocking the television, you get pissed and pound the person to a pulp.
5. You constantly beg your boyfriend to grow a huge mullet, dye it pure white, then go have his skin completely tattoed red all over. Exactly like Jeice. He ends up dumping you in the process.
6. You get another boyfriend, this time begging him to grow out his hair extremely long, dye it green, put it in a braid then you try demanding him to blue all his skin completely. Identical to Zarbon. You end up losing this guy, too.
7. You eat tremendous amounts of chocolate-nut bars, only to get a major stomach ache the next day.
8. You are so loyal to your teachers, that you begin to call them, "Lord Frieza".
9. Whenever you and your sibling pull the wishbone and you get the larger end, you always desperately wish you had pinks skin with protruding spikes, just like everyone's favorite pink DBZ character, Dodoria.
10. You buy yourself a bunch of booze. Having a good time drinking it because you know you are impersonating Jeice. Sadly the next day you get a huge hangover. Or even worse......
11. You say you're prettier than everybody else. You enjoy it because you know you like being exactly like Zarbon.
12. You have a reunion with four of your greatest, best friends and try to convince them to do these "awesome" poses.
13. Since your attempt to get your frineds to go into incredibly goofy poses failed, you try to persuade the cheerleading squad at your school to try out these "cool" new moves.
14. You think Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually Recoome.
15. You watch the Crocodile Hunter and really believe Steve Irwin is Jeice's alter ego and/or is Jeice.
16. You become so absorbed by his speed, you are always running on your treadmill for hours on end, trying to be as fast as Burter, The King of Speed. Unfortunatly, you are sent to the emergency room for being severely underweight.
17. you catch and talk to every frog you encounter, hoping that you may be talking to a real-life Captain Ginyu. Suddenly people begin wondering if you really have your head and before you know it you're in the psyhco ward.
18. Whenever you see someone who has a nicer body than you. you always shout out "Body change now!" in the hopes of swithing bodies with them like your favorite purple skinned Ginyu, Capain Ginyu.
19. You cry whenever your favorite Frieza Force members get killed on television.
20. You have a fun in with the school bully. You try paralyzing him/her with your "telekintetic powers" just like your avorite, Guldo. But unfortunately for you it dosen't work and you end up getting whipped.
21. You buy a plane ticket to Australia, (or Scottland, wherever you think country matchces his accent) just in the hopes you will find Jeice. (In real life when i was talking to this one Aussie dude on my MSN, communticating with him through our microphones. *hot accent btw!* I asked him is he seen a guy around with huge white hair and red skin. The guy replied, "No, haven't seen him."
22.You print off pictures of all your favorite Frieza Force men, cut the picture of them out, put them in a heart shaped picture frame and gawk at them. *Sounds an awful lot like me.*^^
23. You read all these reasons. Proving you ARE a Ginyu psycho.
THEMINIARKANA
1. You become an expert at imitating your favourite character's voice (can apply to any anime really can't it?) (Mine's Freeza, Zarbon, and Jeice.....and no i will not send sound clips)
2. You start to dress like your favourite character.
3. You change your style of living (your likes dislikes, phobias, etc) just so you can be like your favourite character.
4. You visit the Strike a Pose! fansite/sign up to the forum.
5. You draw artwork of them!!!!!!
6. You start to Yaoi/Yuri pair characers (this is why I don't want "Longshott" to become famous...I don't think I can take yaoi of my characters together!!!)
KARETE
1. You have pictures of you and your friend posing as the Ginyu Force, but there were only two of you so you understood how Ginyu felt when only he and Jeice were left.
2. You meet someone with a mutual interest and immediately scare them off by talking about your favourite character for an hour.
3. You wonder when they are going to come to Earth just so you can say, ner ner they really do exist.
4. It is no longer Rock, Paper, Sissors. Only Ro Sham Bo for you!
5. Every time you read a fanfic you wish you could change it to suit your favourite character.
6. You can no longer watch the original show without considering the horrible/sad/detailed past that each character (thanks to the fandom) now has.
7. You create an RPG and force others to play!
8. You wonder how much it would cost to buy the rights for your favourite character.
9. You develop a strange obsession for frogs.
10. You understand all the above references.
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