The Jeice Show
Bishounen Battle: Trunks vs. 17!
Episode Seven

(Mimete is typing away, while on the phone.)
Mimete: Come on... come on... YEEEEEES! He will? Cool! I can't believe it! Thanks! Ya won't regret it! (Hangs up.) Heh heh heh...
(The Jeice Show's theme as Jeice and Burter walk in, sitting in their usual seats.)
Jeice: Hello, hello, hello! Mirai no Trunks will be on the scene, as well as... ANDROID !7? WHAAAAAT? Who made the bone headed mistake to have them on at the same time?
(Backstage, everyone looks at Recoome.)
Recoome: What?
Tracey: You're the stupidest person here...
Recoome: Shut up, pansy.
Matt: Chill. As long as they don't see each other it'll be fine...
(Ryoko teleports in.)
Ryoko: They saw each other.
Cui: Oh no...
Raditz: Oh, yeah.
Nappa: What's that about?
Raditz: Burter's the inside guy. Mimete got them on the show. She told Burter. He's taking bets on who will win.
(Long silence, followed by everyone besides Sailor Mercury, Washu, and Raditz rushing out. )
Sailor Mercury: Trunks will win.
Washu: Yeah right. I know the power of machines, this thing's gonna be all Juunanagou.
Mercury: I wish we could bet, but we're stuck here working on these stupid Auto-cams so Guldo can get a break.
(Back on the set, Jeice is banging his head on his desk, as Burter is nowhere to be seen.)
Jeice: (Tries to perk up.) Well, we hope you enjoy the show... Never mind. That's hopeless now.
(Burter walks in.)
Burter: Either way, I'm rich.
(Jeice stares at Burter.)
Jeice: We just got word from who knows where that a fight has broken out. If any guests even make it to the stage, I'll be surprised.
Burter: Would you bet on it?
Jeice: Sure, why not?
Burter: I... uh... gotta go. (Runs off.)
Jeice: I doubt this is a good thing. Well, Ryoko has helped us out by getting a camera and teleporting to where the two are fighting.
(Cut to Mimete, who is hosting the battle.)
Mimete: Hi, I'm Mimete! This battle between some beautiful bishonen has begun! Trunks is about to draw his sword... Wait... what's Burter doing here?
Burter: (goes between the two fighters.) WAIT! Just get on the stage! That's all you need to do. Then you can go back to killing each other.
17: Okay.
(Both Zanzoken out of the battlescene.)
(Back onstage...)
Jeice: *********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Both fighters enter.)
Jeice: Oh, crud.
(Buter runs in.)
Burter: Pay up, dude.
Jeice: Damn you. (Pays Burter.)
Burter: Carry on, guys.
(Trunks and Android 17 continue to beat the crap out of each other.)
Jeice: This is totally pointless. THIS IS A TALK SHOW, PEOPLE!
(Dodoria walks in.)
Dodoria: But what about the Karaoke episode? Or Yajirobe vs. Mr. Satan?
Jeice: AAAAAH! GO AWAY, DODORIA!!!!!
(Dodoria has to run at top speed to avoid the Ki Blast Jeice hurled at him. Meanwhile, Trunks finally won.)
Jeice: Finally! Trunks, welcome to the show.
Trunks: (Taking the only other seat that wasn't destroyed besides Jeice's.) Hey.
Jeice: So... you're from the future.
Trunks: Yep.
Jeice: Do you, like, watch the Superbowl then go back in time and bet on it?
Trunks: (Whispers) That's supposed to be a secret! (Normal voice.) No. I came originally to warn Goku and the other weak-ass Z Fighters that there were a couple of Androids that would kill them all!
Jeice: ... And how does this matter to me?
Trunks: Uh...
Jeice: Dude, you're striking out...
Trunks: ...I have a sword!
Audience: (All slightly charred.) Oooh. Aaah.
Jeice: Please tell our easily impressed audience why this is so great.
Trunks: It's shiny.
Audience: Ooooh! Aaah!
Jeice: You certainly know how to impress our audience, none of whom have an IQ over 60.
Trunks: Oh yeah.
Jeice: What do we have to do to get some smarter audience members?
Trunks: Let me host the show. And the world.
Jeice: The world's fine, but leave my show alone! OUT!!!
Trunks: When I own the world you'll be sorry!
Jeice: Yeah, I will. Until then, OUT!
(Trunks leaves.)
Jeice: Who was the idiot who put them on the show?
Burter: Mimete.
Jeice: Mimete, you're fired!
Mimete: Uh-uh. I'm the only cast member who isn't Union. Fire one of them.
Jeice: Sure. I'll let out few viewers decide.

That's right! Who gets voted of the island, er, show?
Will it be:

Recoome
Tracey
Dodoria
Cui
Nappa
Raditz
Washu

Next time: Auditions for a new hero of Earth start! And "The Jeice Show" has to host! Oh, geez...