The Jeice Show:
AHH! Wilderness!
Episode Six

(The entire cast of the Jeice Show minus Raditz (He's dead, remember?) are on a bus. Burter is reading the TV Schedule.)
Burter: (Whiny Voice) Aww maaaaaan, a brand new Tenchi Universe! It's called "No need for catchy Episode Names".
Recoome: (Half-asleep) That's unquestionably a bummer...
Jeice: Are we there yet?
(Camera turns to the road, where there's a Sign saying "Lake Placid, 100 miles.".)
Guldo: Are we going to Lake Placid?
Jeice: Yeah.
Guldo: 100 miles.
Jeice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Fade out. Fade in to everyone lying down. Camera turns to the road again, where the sign says "Lake Placid, 78 Miles.")
Guldo: 78 miles...
Jeice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Fade out again. Fade in.)
Guldo: 46 miles.
Recoome: (Sits up.) How 'bout we sing a song?
All (Minus Recoome.): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Fade out. Fade in. Everyone minus Guldo and Dodoria are asleep.)
Dodoria: Hey, what's that sign?
Guldo: WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(All wake up. The bus stops.)
(Cut to outside. Jeice, Recoome, and Burter walk out.)
Jeice: Well, guys, savor this moment. We'll be here for the entire night.
(Millions of mosquitoes instantly land on all three.)
Burter: I want out.
(Zarbon, in a full protection bug suit, walks out.)
Zarbon: Well, I would call a 'Copter, but not until *I* get miserable.
Burter: Ya got Cheetos?
Zarbon: No, I got Cheese puffs. We're roughing it, baka.
Burter: Oh, yeah. Where's the ice cream machine?
Zarbon: It's frozen yogurt. We're roughing it, baka.
Burter: Eeergh.
Recoome: I GOT IT! (Pulls out bug spray and sprays himself in the face. He then passes out.)
Jeice: I suspect he meant to do that.
Guldo: Duh.
(Suddenly a Scyther flies in)
All: GAAAAAH!
Burter: DAMN! That is one big bug!
Nappa: Swat it! Swat it! Swat it!
Cui: Seriously!
Voice: No! Please don't!
(Camera turns and we see that it's Tracey from Pokémon.)
Tracey: That Scyther is mine!
Jeice: What the hell's a Seifer?
Tracey: It's a Pokémon!
Dodoria: What the hell's a Poke a man?
Tracey: NO! Pokémon!
All: Oh.
Tracey: I've been roughing it here for three days!
Burter: Methinks we use the term 'roughing it' a wee bit too much.
Recoome: Well... Yeah.
Jeice: ... What do we do now?
Tracey: Let's set up tents!
Zarbon: Whatever. (Hurls a capsule to the ground and a capsule house pops up.) See you guys.
(Soon enough...)
All minus Zarbon and Tracey: CHE!!!!!!!!
(Jeice's has just collapsed on him. Burter is hopelessly tangled. Dodoria's starting to eat the cover. Recoome is destroying his and Nappa is about to go insane.)
Jeice: Eergh. WHAT KIND OF BAKA INVENTED THESE THINGS?
(Tracey's is perfect.)
Tracey: You guys aren't focusing!
(Jeice laughs.)
Tracey: What are you laughing about?
Jeice: Tracey... isn't that a girl's name?
(All besides Tracey laugh. Jeice prances around.)
Jeice: (Singsong voice) I'm Jeicey! Lalala... Ooh, look! A Pokeyman!
Tracey: Shut up!
Jeice: Lalalalala...
Tracey: SHUT UP OR I'LL DRAW A MEAN LOOKING PICTURE!
Jeice: No! Anything but that! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You bakayaro!
Author: Um, y'know... this isn't really working out like I expected it to.
Tracey: Uh, what?
Author: Pick up the damn pace!
Dodoria: How? This is your fic. You're the one writing it.
Author: AAAAAAGGGGHH! Well, you get to control what happens for the rest of the fic.
Recoome: Cool. (Looks at Tracey.) You're fired!
Tracey: No, you are!
Recoome: No, you are!
Jeice: Suddenly, Raditz is back!
(Raditz appears.)
Raditz: Huh? What?
Zarbon: Okay, I want some more cast members.
Tracey: We don't have enough already?
Zarbon: You don't count.
Tracey: Oh.
Zarbon: Ryoko, Little Washu, Yamato Ishida, Android 18, Sailor Mercury, and Mimete! Come to this place!
(Mimete is about to attack Sailor Mercury.)
Mimete: Die, you little- Huh? What the heck is this?
Sailor Mercury: Um...
Washu: AAAAH! Where did my invention go?
Ryoko: Was it another one that would destroy the universe?
Washu: NO! I WAS BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP! WAAAAAH!
Android 18: Huh? What? Oh, you guys. What's this about?
Yamato: Yeah. At least Tai isn't here.
Burter: Yeah. None of us can stand him.
Jeice: Well, we needed more diversity, so we got people from other shows. Pokemon, Digimon, Tenchi, and Sailor Moon.
Ryoko: But... that means... TENCHI'S WITH AYEKA! AAAAAAAAAH!
Jeice: Oops.
Washu: Don't worry, my Happy Pills will calm her down.
Recoome: Is there any Cyanide in them?
Washu: No. (Tosses the pill to Ryoko, who swallows it and goes hyper.)
Matt: What exactly are in those pills?
Washu: Nothing but sugar.
All minus Washu and Ryoko: AAAAAAAH!
Sailor Mercury: You turned a pissed off Energy Blast using flying space pirate into a pissed off Energy Blast using flying space pirate who's high on sugar!
(Ryoko fire multiple energy attacks. One hits the camera. Static.)
Next time: Mimete's love of Bishounen gets the cast into a bit of trouble when Mirai no Trunks and Android 17 are on the show!