The Jeice Show:
Karaoke Edition!
Episode Four

(Jeice is onstage. The set is much different, it looks like Say What Karaoke's set.)
Jeice: All right! Welcome to DBZ Karaoke!
(Crowd, which is huge because of the last Episode's turnout. (If you don't understand, Raditz is the new hero of Earth. He works on the show.) Jeice turns to one side.)
Jeice: Well first, let's meet our Judges. On Accuracy; Burter!
(Crowd cheers as Burter raises one hand and twirls it around, bored.)
Jeice: On Style; Zarbon!
(Zarbon hurls some Diamonds into the crowd, some pierce people, but the crowd still cheers like mad.)
Jeice: And, on overall (Puts pillows in his ears.) Raditz!
Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Raditz smirks.)
Jeice: Well, anyway, the rules are like Say What? Karaoke's, so let's begin!
(Piccolo floats out.)
Jeice: And what are you gonna sing?
Piccolo: (Smirk) You'll see.
(The Sailor Moon theme plays.)
Piccolo: Fighting Evil by Moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon. She will never turn her back on a friend, she is one on who we can depend, she is the one named Sailor... Sailor Mars! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Venus! Sailor Jupiter! Uh... See the power that... flows into her, she is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one; Sailor Moon!
(It is dead silent and everyone's jaws are dropped.)
Jeice: Uh... Judges, what do you think?
Burter: Scarily enough, he nearly got it word for word. He gets a "9".
Jeice: Zarbon, on style?
Zarbon: Well, he wore his dumb Meditation Suit. If he's going to sing that, he should be in a Sailor Suit.
(All Stare)
Zarbon: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY! Um, he gets a "6".
Jeice: That's fifteen. Okay, Radditz, it all comes down to you.
(Raditz is in a heap, crying.)
Raditz: Why did it have to hurt! (Holds up a card with "3" on it.)
Jeice: That's a total of 18! Go away, Piccolo.
Piccolo: Fine. (Leaves.)
(Kuririn walks in.)
Kuririn: I'm going to sing "One Week" By-
(All The Judges give Kuririn Zeroes.)
Kuririn: But I haven't sung yet!
Burter: Remember movie Eight? We heard you sing. You sucked.
Kuririn: Damn. (Walks off.)
Jeice: Next we have Freeza!
(Freeza walks on and starts singing.)
Freeza: Ya give me fever. Fever when you hold me tight...
(Suddenly everyone beats up Freeza.)
Jeice: Er, next!
One hour later:
Jeice: Okay. One of these three contestants will win. (Points to Piccolo, Gohan, and Cell.)
In third place, with a score of three, is Cell! I think that the Style Factor did him in. In second, with Eighteen, is Piccolo, because Raditz was mortified by his song.
(Crowd boos and hurls objects at Piccolo, and they knock him out.)
Jeice: Then we have Gohan, who sang "Come Sail Away". In the middle of it some fat kid sang non-stop.
Cartman: I'M BIG BONED!
Jeice: Right. Well, that did him damage, but he got away with and 18.000001. So I guess he's the winner!
Crowd: Uh... (Sounds of Crickets chirping.)
Jeice: Actually the real winner is Raditz!
(Crowd goes nuts and Gohan walks off, cussing.)
Jeice: Even though didn't sing, he survived Piccolo's song and that's good enough for us!
Dodoria: (Walks onstage) But I thought it was because he's the only real crowd-pleaser, and this was fix-
Jeice: SHUT UP, YOU COLOSSAL BAKA!
Next time: Yajriboe vs. Satan! WHOOOO!