The Jeice Show
A Pact With Satan
Episode Three

(The entire staff of the Show are in a Meeting Room.)
Jeice: Guys, we need a ratings boost. Let me see the chart.
(Zarbon reluctantly hands the Ratings Chart to Jeice.)
Jeice: "POKEMON ROUNDUP?" WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Burter: Um, If we need ratings so badly why don't we go to plan X?
Jeice: Aw, man! Not that!
Recoome: It's either that or Sailor Moon gets her request of taking our slot!
Jeice: Dear god, no! Fine! I'll call him up!
(Jeice Show theme plays and surprisingly the crowd is huge today.)
Jeice: Today we have Yamcha and... Mr. Satan.
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Jeice: Oh god. Well first we have Yamcha!
(Yamcha walks in, gets fired at by various weapons, and leaves.)
Jeice: Drat! Well, uh, It's time for a commercial break!
(Fade out. Fade in to Goku and Vegeta.)
Goku: Even though our wives are insane and PMSing, we feel sorry for those who don't have a loved one. So we have opened a dating service! We're good, but don't take our word for it! Yamcha? Tell us about your current date!
(Yamcha is at a Diner with Lunch. She is currently in her sweet form.)
Yamcha: Everything's going fine! In fact, it's going perfect! Nothing can go wrong!
Lunch: Waiter! Could I have some pepper on my French Fries?
Yamcha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Waiter pulls out a pepper shaker, and Lunch sneezes, turning into her mega-pissed mode.)
Lunch: EAT SHIT AND DIE! (Fires at Yamcha with a Uzi pulled out from who knows where.)
Yamcha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Back to Vegeta & Goku)
Vegeta: Here's Spice of the incredibly pathetic Spice Boys, telling us about his date!
(Cut to Spice, who's frantically running from a huge snake, who occasionally tries to eat him.)
Spice: I thought I would be dating a Princess, but I'm running for my life!
Goku: Um... Are you having fun?
Spice: YOU IDIOT! SHE'S TRYING TO FUCKING EAT ME!
Goku: Okay. Um... due to certain legal actions taken against us by our former Pathetic Guys wanting Dates, we have to go now.
Vegeta: We'll come back though. Another scam, another place!
(Back to the Jeice show.)
Jeice: Well, No more stalling. Give a round of applause for Mr. Satan!
(Satan swaggers onstage to Lucca's theme in Chrono Trigger and sits down.)
Jeice: (Inaudible cussing) Well, Mr. Satan. How did you get your peculiar name?
Satan: It's just the family name, though it starts many riots on Sunday. Ya know, Reverend Dalton can throw a good punch!
Jeice: (More cussing)
Satan: (Whispering) Play along or I never come on the show again!
(Jeice instantly slaps on a big grin.)
Jeice: Oh, yeah. Now, uh... (Evil grin) How about you demonstrate your wonderful powers for us?
Satan: Erk
Jeice: C'mon! Well have you fight the weakest guy on our staff, Raditz!
Satan: Erk.
Jeice: Ladies and gents, I'm taking that as a yes! Give a round of applause for Raditz!
(Raditz walks onstage and there are a few scattered claps. Satan gets up.)
Satan: All right, you girly…... freak. SATAN SPECIAL ULTRA SUPER MEGATON PUNCH!
(Satan punches Raditz. Raditz smirks.)
Raditz: Give me a break...
(Raditz pokes Satan, knocking him out.)
Jeice: THERE! What do you think of your hero now?
Man in crowd: Whoa! He sucks!
Jeice: Exactly!
Woman in crowd: Now Raditz is the hero of Earth!
(Scene: Goku's home. Goku's watching the Jeice Show)
Goku:*********************************************************************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back at the Jeice Show Set:)
Jeice: Oh god...
(The crowd is Carrying Raditz out to the theme Satan entered to.)
Jeice: Well, here we go again. (Walks out, stops to kick Satan once or twice, then leaves. Zarbon enters with a Rolex, and a Diamond Necklace because, if you had an attention span, you'd know that he won a lot of money last episode.)
Zarbon: Uh, Okay. Well, anyways, next week we have the Special Karaoke (I KNOW IT'S SPELLED WRONG!) Episode.
(Yajirobe runs in.)
Yajirobe: I... Heard... Satan... Was... Here...
(Satan slowly wakes up.)
Yajirobe: There you are! I used to be the main coward in the DB Series! YOU TOOK MY SPOT AND I WANT IT BACK!
Satan: Uh... You're on I guess.
Next: Karaoke! And then in two weeks: Yajirobe vs. Satan!