The Jeice Show, Episode Two!
Goku and Stuff
Episode Two

(The entire Staff of the Jeice show minus Burter are in an office. Burter walks in.)
Burter: Okay. The pool for "How many Grammatical Errors Goku Makes" is open.
(Everyone else rushes out.)
Burter: Heh heh, I'm gonna be rich.
(Jeice Show theme comes on and Jeice is in his Chair, while Burter is in a Couch next to him.)
Jeice: Hello, and welcome to the Jeice show! Today we have Repeated Savior of the Earth, Goku…
(Crowd is silent)
Jeice: We also have Tien, one of the Z Fighters.
(Crowd is still silent.)
Jeice: … Oh, all right, and they are nothing compared to Mr. Satan.
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Jeice: Well… Here's Goku!
(Goku walks in to a long period of silence.)
Goku: Oh come on! I'm the savior of Earth! I beat Vegeta!
Crowd: Yaay!
Goku: I beat Frieza!
Crowd: Who?
Goku: My son beat Cell!
Man in crowd: Your son's Mr. Satan?
Goku (Aggravated): NO! My son's Gohan!
Woman in crowd: But Mr. Satan beat Cell.
Goku: NO HE DIDN'T! IN FACT, SATAN RAN AWAY LIKE A SCARED GIRL!
Man in crowd: Yeah… * Coughing Noises * Bullshit * Coughing noises *
Jeice: So, how is your family doing?
Goku: Them? They're fine. Chi Chi's using her MM3K™ at any time possible, though. She's insane!
Jeice: That's an understatement. She was on last week's show, and Recoome's just gotten the Nails out of his Head!
Burter: Too bad. He looked like Frankenstein.
Jeice: Yeah.
Recoome (From offstage): SHUT UP!
Goku: Really?
Burter: Yeah. It was funny!
Jeice: Hey Burter, remember a couple of days ago when we all sneaked into Recoome's bedroom, and when he woke up, we all screamed "IT'S ALIVE!"?
Recoome (Louder): SHUT UP!
Goku: Heh!
Jeice: Back to the interview. Goku, have you been reading any good books lately?
Goku: Yeah! (Holds up a picture book) It's called… "Go… Dog… Go." It's about Dog's Going!
Jeice: That sounds sick.
Burter: Yeah.
(Cut to Zarbon, who's pale blue skin is turning green.)
Zarbon: I'll be at the bathroom if you need me. Raditz, you run the set until I get back (Runs off, covering his mouth.)
(Back to the interview. Goku sits down.)
Jeice: Whoa! What a cool trick! Guldo, you got that, right?
Guldo: Um… yes.
Jeice: Well, goodbye Goku!
Goku: See ya!
Jeice: So… Nappa, how many Grammatical errors did Goku make?
Nappa: … Zero.
All: WHAT?
(Cut to the Bathroom. Zarbon has a TV in there.)
Zarbon: ALL RIGHT! I WON! I WON! I- URRK! (Throws up.)
(Back to Jeice.)
Burter: Well, Zarbon has tons of cash.
Jeice: Yeah. And now, Tien!
(Tien walks in, Chaotzu follows from behind.)
Jeice: What is he doing here?
Tien: I'm not sure, but I think Chaotzu is symbiotically linked to me.
All: …
Jeice: Um… That's interesting.
Tien: (Stares at Chaotzu) Go away.
Chaotzu: No.
Jeice: I have been informed that you are an Emperor. Of what exactly do you rule?
Chaotzu: I am the Emperor of small guys who are weak and look like China Dolls.
Jeice: Ookay. Now, Tien, here's the question I have been wondering: Who would win between Mr. Satan and Yajirobe?
Tien: Um… Yajirobe… 'Cause he has a sword.
(Crowd goes into a riot. Chaotzu dies, and miraculously, Tien survives, proving him wrong about the Symbiotically link theory. During this time, a guy with a baseball breaks the camera.)
Next time: Jeice desperately needs a ratings boost and there's only one man he can turn to…