The Jeice show!
Vegeta is a Wussy Boy
Episode One

(Scene: A set. Jeice is in a lounge chair. Zarbon's backstage running practically everything. Recoome's booking people left and right. Burter is the sidekick. Guldo's the cameraman. Cui, Nappa, Radditz, and Dodoria do various things. Jeice realizes that he's on and he stops spinning around.)
Jeice: Um, Hello and welcome to "The Jeice Show"! We have just arrived on the air because nobody gave a crap about the "Ash Ketchum Show" for obvious reasons. Anyways, I'm Jeice, your host with the most.
Cui: The most of what exactly?
Jeice: SHUT UP! Today as our guest we have Vegeta? WHAT THE HFIL? RECOOME, YOU IDIOT! WHY IN THE HECK DID YOU BOOK HIM?
Recoome: Uh
Jeice: (Grins) Please forgive my booker for being such an idiot. Well, anyway, you all know him, and about 84 percent of you love him... Vegeta.
(Vegeta walks on.)
Vegeta: Howdy, Jeice!
(Audience stares)
Vegeta: Er, Hello, you ugly punk.
Jeice (Sarcastic): There you have it. Vegeta, the happy little saiya-jin. Well, Vegeta, we all know that you're the Greatest Bad-Ass in the universe. How do you feel about this accomplishment.
Vegeta: It's wonderfulliriffic!
(Audience is dead silent.)
Vegeta: Um, I mean, it's cool.
Jeice: Riiiight. Do you have any regrets about being only the second best, behind Goku?
Vegeta: Kakarotto? He's peachy keen! He taught me a lesson! It is; Don't be mean. Nobody likes it and it wouldn't be nice. Treat people like you want to be treated. Don't hurt any feelings or bodies. Basically, what I mean is to not be mean.
Jeice: This is the biggest waste of time I've ever…
Vegeta: He also improved my throwing arm! Wanna see?
Burter, Jeice, Guldo, Cui, Recoome, Nappa, Dodoria, and Zarbon: No…
Vegeta: Okie-dokie! (Pulls out baseball and throws it at point blank speed. It hits Guldo and he keels over.)
(A picture of a Dog biting a cable is shown with the words "Please Stand By" You can still hear what's going on though…)
Jeice: GET HIM!
Recoome: Darn! I missed!
Vegeta: AAAAH!
Cui: Burter, he's coming your way!
Burter: I'll get him!
Dodoria: Wait! He's using that Big Bang thing!
Burter: … Ow. MEDIC!
Zarbon: He's going the other way!
Jeice: Forget it. I'll do it. FIRE CRUSHER BALL!
Nappa: Got 'im!
Cui: I'll handle the camera. Nappa, you're the new sidekick. Dodoria, drag those three away.
(Picture goes back on.)
Jeice: Thank you.
Nappa: Well… Vegeta had to… go on… business…
Jeice: Yes… Well our next guest is… ChiChi.
(ChiChi walks in, with basically every weapon known to man.)
Jeice: … What are those for?
ChiChi: Just don't cross me.
Nappa: I don't think it's possible. You're ALWAYS cross!
(ChiChi fires three rounds of ammo at Nappa for that lame joke. Nappa runs offstage.)
Jeice: (Sweatdrop…) Er… what's that thing there?
ChiChi: That's the Maim Master 2000™! A Nuclear Rocket launcher, and also a great flotation device! It glows in the dark too!
Recoome: (Coughs)
ChiChi: DIE! (Fires ten nails at him.)
Recoome: Ow. (Walks off)
Jeice: You know, you really shouldn't hurt my staff like that.
ChiChi: YOU WANT SOME?
Jeice: NO!
ChiChi: I bet you do!
Jeice: I said "No"! Freak… Oh, shit.
ChiChi: DIE NOW, BASTARD! (Fires the MM2K at Jeice, then blows up the camera.)
Next time: Goku and Tien are on the show!