The Jeice Show,
The Great Cast-increasing Adventure
"Episode Eleven!"

(Backstage. Jeice is reading a note, in disbelief. Burter, Zarbon, and Cui listen to him attentively.)
Jeice: "To What's-his-face, I am leaving this show. I've been given a contract for my OWN talk show. And sitcom. And radio show. And brand of action figures, mousepads, cigarette lighters, board games, playing cards, electronics, cars, scouters, dragon balls, t-shirts, coffee mugs, and alcohol. So, in short, I really don't need you any more. Neither does my wacky sidekick, Nappa--"
Cui: Since when was Nappa "wacky"?
Jeice: (Shrugs) Um, anyway, I'll just skip the rest. That was from Raditz. Looks like we're gonna need some new cast members.
(Cui and Burter face-fault)
Zarbon: NEW CAST MEMBERS? We have tons! And Raditz and Nappa didn't really do anything in the first place!
Jeice: That's right, hm, wait, besides the freaking five million people who watches the show only because Raditz was here!
Cui: Oh, yeah.
Burter: Well, then, we need new cast members.
Zarbon: We have to go to the boss to get those cast members, though.
Jeice: EEERGH.
Burter: Uh… Who's going?
Jeice: Well, Zarbon has to because he's the producer. You do, Burter, because you're the sidekick. I have to go because I'm the host. And Cui has to…
Cui: Yeah?
Jeice: … Get Ryoko. If all fails, we'll go for the seduction thang.
Cui: Damn it.
Jeice: Okay, okay, you can go too.
Cui: I'm doing something for once! ALL RIGHT!
Jeice: (To Burter and Zarbon, as Cui runs off) If we have to, we can sacrifice him.
(Fade out, and fade in to the five cast members going through a long, overly dramatic journey sequence)
Narrator: And so, the intrepid heroes, with Cui, go on a quest for even MORE cast members.
Cui: (Starts singing) We're off to see the Ginyu, the wonderful Ginyu of Br - (Is pushed down by Ryoko)
Ryoko: What? It was an accident! Honest!
Burter: Does it look like we're angry?
Jeice: Wait… Why the hell are we walking?
(All of them fly off. Fade out)
(Fade in, at "GinyuBrick Studios".)
Jeice: This is the place.
Ryoko: Well, of course. Isn't it obvious?
Jeice: Well, I don't think Cui can read.
Cui: GAAAH! Shut up, shut up, shut UP!
(They attempt to enter, but they're blocked by the guard, Ryoga Hibiki)
Ryoga: And who might you be?
Jeice: I'm Jeice. I have a talk show.
Ryoga: And?
Jeice: We need new cast members.
Ryoga: (Grins) You do?
Jeice: Yep.
(All of a sudden, Ryoga is wearing a tuxedo and top hat, and tap dancing)
Ryoga: (Singing) There's noooo business like shoooooooow business…
Zarbon: (Sweatdrop) Um, that's not what we had in mind.
Ryoga: What do you want? An actor? Singer? Dancer? Florist? LARGE BLUNT OBJECT? C'mon, man, I'm desperate!
Zarbon: Look, you let us in and I'll have Mimete book you for an episode, okay?
Ryoga: ALL RIGHT!
(They walk in)
Ryoko: What's with him?
Burter: His song parody didn't really do well. It cost way more than it earned. He's desperate for gigs.
(They start walking down a hall. In the background are a delivery boy, a water cooler, and a photo of the ocean. Those details are seen in the background over and over and over….)
Jeice: I've heard that GinyuBrick has little parodies of bad cartoons in his office…
Burter: Wouldn't surprise me, he's so obsessed with satires.
Cui: Hey, why do all the delivery boys look the same?
Zarbon: There HAS to be a door somewhere…
Ryoko: You think this is one of those parodies?
Cui: Let's test it… (Pushes the delivery boy, and it falls over) A mannequin.
Zarbon: So where's the door, then?
Burter: One second, I'll go find it…
(He runs off, reaching a door in one second)
Burter: Maybe it's this one… (Opens it) No, it's the writers break room.
Writer #1: Do you wanna write a sentence today?
Writer #2: … Nahhh, we've still got a month.
Burter: (Sweatdrop) Oookay… (Runs around, opening and closing doors, until he finally sees one with "GinyuBrick's Office" printed on it) Hey, guys, I found it!
(In an instant, Ryoko, Jeice, Zarbon and Cui appear by Burter, in that order)
Jeice: Good job.
(They enter and see a huge, huge desk looming over them)
Booming Voice: WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT GINYUBRICK?
(They all fly up and land on the top of the desk, where GinyuBrick is on a smaller desk.)
GinyuBrick: Yeah, what do you want?
Zarbon: We've got a cast problem, apparently.
GinyuBrick: No, you don't. Raditz and Nappa are gone. That doesn't really do any damage. But, actually, I do have a problem. The cost for making these episodes is too high. I'm going to be sending the Accounting/Finance Department's best woman out to help you guys.
Burter: Probably some ugly computer nerd…
Woman's Voice: Not exactly.
(Nabiki Tendo from Ranma ½ appears on the elevator to the top of the Desk)
Burter: Whoo, all right!
Nabiki: (Annoyed) Yeah, yeah, keep on leering. It'll affect how much your budget increases or decreases.
Burter: Soo… I get more money when I leer?
Nabiki: (Sweatdrop) Um… yes. Yes you do.
Burter: SHAKE IT BABY! Oooh yeah, that's what I like!
Nabiki: … Moron.
GinyuBrick: Um, Nabiki, for some reason they need more cast members. Can you suggest anybody?
Nabiki: (Nods) Sure. My brother-in-law, Ranma Saotome. He's not exactly doing anything, anyway. Except there IS one thing you should know about him…
Zarbon: Yeah, yeah, he has some wacky quirk that will surface over and over again. We'll figure that out later.
Nabiki: Also, I'm gonna need to fire Guldo, or at least cut his salary a LOT. Why is he paid so much?
Jeice: Because he's the only cameraman we could find. And he can cover multiple angles.
Nabiki: I know four guys who could do that easily. They call themselves the "The Best Cameramen who ever Camerad". Don't ask about the 'camerad' part, I don't know what that's about, either.
(Nabiki whips out a photo and shows it to the cast members:
It comprises of four middle-aged men. The first has a barbershop haircut and a rubbery face. The second has a soup-bowl haircut and a visible scowl. The third has wild red hair, which is balding. And the third has a shaved head and an incredibly goofy look on his face. At this point, Guldo appears from nowhere)
Guldo: YOU'RE FIRING ME?
Ryoko: Where the heck did YOU come from?
Guldo: I've been filming this whole thing! (Points to a camera)
Nabiki: Well, you'll be doing a lot less work. Tell you what, why don't you mentor those four guys. Give them the benefit of your experience. You won't be paid as much, but you'll still have a job.
Guldo: … Uh, okay. Do I still get free donuts?
Nabiki: Sure, whatever.
Burter: Yeah, make financial adjustments! It's so SEXY!
Nabiki: My god… at this rate he'll actually be paying me to work.
Burter: I'll what?
Nabiki: Get a raise.
Burter: Yeah, you do that, you sexy thing!
Jeice: Um, should we tell him?
Cui: And ruin the humor in this? No way.
Guldo: You know, we have enough here to call it an episode.
GinyuBrick: This would be a lot cheaper than an actual episode, anyway. No booking and paying guest stars.
Ryoko: What about Ryoga? Should we pay him?
(Long silence. Everyone collapses laughing. Fade out)
Next: It's the "Alien Spectacular", with guests Brolli, Sarah Kerrigan (Queen of the Zerg), and Zim! Oh, and those new cast members show up.