Behind the Fanfic:
A look at The Jeice Show
Episode Ten

(Normal slanderous-type theme. The words "DRUGS, SEX, BOREDOM, TRACEY" flash on the screen one after another)
Narrator: "The Jeice Show" has captivated morons, MysticalJade, and other reviewers for nine episodes. Now we're going to look back on this weirdness and show you things you never expected. Specifically, the fact that this "Behind the Fanfic" episode has NO drugs, sex, and alcoholism… Unlike our behind the scenes look at "The Powerpuff Squadron". I don't even wanna think about that one. Ahem, well, anyway, The Jeice Show was technically started in early July. We interviewed GinyuBrick, the author, on how this came to pass.
(CUT TO: GinyuBrick.)
GinyuBrick: This happened for a myriad amount of reasons. The main one was that "The Ash Ketchum Show" really sucked.
(A video clip of "The Ash Ketchum Show")
Ash: Good Poké-Morning, everybody!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash: We've got a fun and happy show for you today!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
(End the clip)
GinyuBrick: SEE WHAT I MEAN? Well, I was really into the Dragonball series at the time, so I replaced Ash with Jeice, Pikachu with Burter, and… other people… with… some other people.
Narrator: The first episode was supposed to have guest-stars Goku and ChiChi, but since Recoome, the bookie, is a total moron, Vegeta was the first guest.
(CUT TO: Jeice)
Jeice: Vegeta was really messed up. I can narrow it down to these two possibilities: He was stoned, or Goku corrupted him. It's sad when happiness ruins an evil guy like Vegeta.
(CUT TO (Yes, this show comprises of random cuts, or so it seems): Vegeta. He looks pissed.)
Vegeta: AAAARGH! I went to a party the night before I was planning to go on "The Jeice Show" and kill everyone, but I had one too many sakes. Damn Happosai and his encouragement…
Narrator: But, Vegeta being completely and totally out of character was not the only problem on Jeice's hands.
Jeice: ChiChi was also on the show. It must've been that time of month or something… She fired at Nappa, Recoome, and then just about everyone, bringing the episode to an abrupt close.
Narrator: Next came episode two, and it was less promising than the cast thought it would be.
(CUT TO: Zarbon lounging by a very large pool in his mansion)
Zarbon: Episode Two made me rich. But, it was also pretty boring. I dunno, we really expected more from Goku. We got nothing. No grammatical errors, no flashy saving the day… It was a real letdown. Tienshinhan and Chaotsu, however, was a bit more interesting.
(CUT TO: Tienshinhan. He's obviously paranoid.)
Tien: Chaotsu… just… wouldn't go away. It was almost like he was a symbiote. He died in that episode, but I have this strange feeling that he's gonna… AAAAAH! THERE HE IS! (Flies off)
(Chaotsu flies after Tien)
Chaotsu: I want to be your friend!
Tien: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Narrator: Episode Three was much more momentous than the first two. In it, Jeice needs a ratings boost (He was behind shows like "Horsefly Louie's Bass Fishing", "Pokemon Roundup" (What the hell is that?), and "Richard Simmons' Dream Maker". So, he called on the previous hero of earth, Mr. Satan.
(CUT TO: Mr. Satan. He's in the HFIL. He died, remember?)
Mr. Satan: Well, I thought I had a serious game plan. I'd do repeat performances and that Jeice guy'd pay me thousands! … Then the long-hair guy beat me up without really trying.
(Back to Jeice)
Jeice: Yeah, I sent the weakest crew member out and he basically pummeled the afro'd idiot. And now RADITZ is the big hero. Augh.
(CUT TO: Raditz, in some super-secret place with Nappa)
Raditz: Yep, I'm the hero of Earth now!
Nappa: And I help, also!
Raditz: Yes. Yes, you do.
Narrator: After this big occasion, things got dumber. When we return from our commercial break, we will tell you about the "Karaoke" from hell.
(CUT TO: Burter)
Burter: I learned from that whole experience that NOBODY from the Dragonball series can sing… This won't stop us from having a musical, however.
Narrator: Next, on "Behind the Fanfic".
(The Commercial Break, AKA Filler Crap, starts.)
(SCENE: Zarbon standing in front of the Roman Coliseum.)
Zarbon: The dome. A very… dome-ish structure that has survived the ages.
(At this point, Dodoria walks in, cutting off any view of the Coliseum)
Dodoria: This is NOT funny.
Zarbon: Uh…. (Notices Dodoria lumbering towards him) NEXT COMMERCIAL! (Fade out)
(SCENE: An skinny girl who wears too much mascara is on a set that has the words "The Jason Wade Diet!!!" on it in all capital letters. It's annoying to write it in all caps, so I'm just saying it. And now I'm wasting time explaining that.)
Girl: Hi, my name's Chel Luansing, and I'm here to present the "Jason Wade Diet"!
(Flashy lights and stuff go off and give the viewers seizures)
Chel: Heh heh… Now that you're all having seizures, you can't change the channel. Well, anyway, my diet consists of (Holds up a glass of water) water… and (Holds up "No Name Face") Lifehouse! This is nourishing, healthy, great to listen to, and you'll feel great! … Or you'll starve to death like the other ten people who unsuccessfully tried to perfect this diet… Um, so try it!
(Back to the "Behind the Fanfic" title screen thing. The words PROCRASTINATION, HIATUS, GAMBLING, and ANNOYING JAMIE-LEE CURTIS COMMERCIALS flash on the screen.)
Narrator: The Jeice Show did their first non-interview episode. It was a Karaoke thing. It was basically a nightmare. Piccolo sung the dub Sailor Moon theme. Kuririn wasn't ALLOWED to sing. Frieza… About a third of the readers are in rehab after what Frieza did. In the end Raditz won on a technicality. This was the beginning of a vicious uprising (Doesn't that sound cool?) against the Hero of Earth. In Episode Five, Raditz's fate was sealed… for about two episodes. Whatever.
(CUT TO: Zarbon)
Zarbon: Jeice gave Raditz MY job. There were two ways I could've handled that: A, I could've discussed it with Jeice and gotten this all straightened out. Or B, I could've killed Raditz. Like all anime characters naturally do (Except for those guys on the wuss Animes), I chose option B.
Narrator: Also, the ex-hero of Earth, Mr. Satan, got his ass handed to him by Yajirobe in a "Annoying Comic Relief Dork" match. But who really cares about that?
Yajirobe: I DO!
Narrator: … Okay, whatever. In Episode Six, writer GinyuBrick ran out of ideas.
(CUT TO: GinyuBrick)
GBrick: Well, I got the idea for this episode when I was hiking up in Norway on vacation and mosquitoes wouldn't leave me alone. That gave me the idea for this episode. If I knew that that was the only real solid gag I would've abandoned the episode, but, hey, I got a lot out of it! … Cast members… Lots…. High salaries…. (Sighs)
Narrator: That's right. After a boring camping adventure, Tracey, Yamato Ishida, Ami, Mimete, Ryoko, Raditz (Returned…), and #18 joined the cast. At this point it's ludicrous.
(CUT TO: Tracey)
Tracey: Yeah, the time I spent on that Talk Show really boosted my popularity! I have twelve fans now! … And these men… Keep calling me… They want a good time… It's disturbing…
(CUT TO: Recoome, who's typing on a message board "IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME, CALL TRACEY AT-")
Recoome: (Turns his monitor off quickly) What? I didn't do anything!
Narrator: (Sighs) Well, we move on to Episode Seven, where Mimete, the new bookie, had #17 and Mirai no Trunks on the show at the same time.
(CUT TO: Mimete)
Mimete: (Grinning) Two hunks. Fighting. At once. The only way it could've been better would be if they fought over me…
Narrator: Well, because of the disasters in this episode, and because Mimete's in a union so Jeice didn't want to fire her, the fans got to vote out a character. Though Tracey was voted out, it seems that foul play was afoot… No, it was more like a Recoome. We have video footage… of… stuff.
(CUT TO: Recoome and Koushiro (Izzy) Izumi from Digimon. Recoome has a Ki Blast formed in one hand. Koushiro's typing on his laptop.)
Koushiro: I'm going to call my lawyer about this…
Recoome: Shut up and hack, Izumi!
Narrator: Either way, Tracey's gone. Live with it. Also, the most pointless episode of the Jeice Show (Besides the other ones) aired. They were looking for a new hero of Earth. Then we all realized that Raditz wasn't dead anymore. The end. Well, before we go to commercial, let's talk to some people to get their opinions on The Jeice Show.
(CUT TO: MysticalJade, the only person who bothers to review every episode.)
MysticalJade: Well, it started out great. I reviewed all five episodes… Then GinyuBrick locked me in a movie theater and he's forcing me to watch these new episodes…. I need sleep….
GinyuBrick: (Runs in and blocks the camera) Um, heh, nothing to see here, folks!
Narrator: … Let's talk to a man on the street…
(CUT TO: Akane Tendo from Ranma ½)
Akane: I'M NOT A MAN!
(Ranma jumps in from nowhere in particular)
Ranma: Could've fooled me.
(Akane hits Ranma with a mallet.)
(CUT TO: Heero Yui in his Gundam)
Heero: I'm not on the street! Now go away or I will threaten to kill you!
(CUT TO: Kojiro (James from Team Rocket))
Kojiro: Well, speaking as a man IN the street… (Is run over by several cars) Ow…
Narrator: … That was pointless. Now, the commercial break…
(I'll skip it this time…. Well, back to the theme for "Behind the Fanfic". The words "DOOM, BLOOD, DEATH, MYSTICALJADE" flash on the screen.)
Narrator: In the last real episode this season, Captain Ginyu, Jeice's old boss, guest-starred. And he switched bodies with just about everyone, save Jeice and Burter.
(CUT TO: Dodoria)
Dodoria: I was #18 for about an hour. The woman's body is so liber… IS THAT THING ON?
(Static.)
Narrator: Well, you get the gist of it. That all we have on "Behind the Fanfic" this time. Tune in next week for "The Conspiracies Behind Self-Insertion Fics".
(The Credits roll)

Author's Notes: WHOOO! This wraps up Season One of "The Jeice Show"! The new season will start in late September, and it's gonna be more… Experimental.

Some things you should watch out for next season:
The Cast Grows, Shrinks, and Grows some more
Guests from Ranma ½, Nadesico, and other random Anime
The Three Stooges (WHOOOOOOOOOO!)
The world exploding if I write an episode in a week.

So relax and enjoy the summer sun and those wacky summer movies! … Or read stuff I shovel out this summer! MysticalJade, hope ya like the cameo I gave you, 'tis just a "Thank You" and stuff. So, anyway, have fun! I know I will!

Ja ne ~ GinyuBrick